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The Tooth Fairy Doesn't Knock

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The Tooth Fairy Doesn't Knock Box Set

Take your tooth-losing little on an adventure, as the tooth fairy tries to find a way into your home.

Luckily, this book comes with a magic fairy door to attach to your child's bedroom wall -- creating a portal from fairy world right into their room -- so that little miss fairy will have easy access to your toothless wonder's pillow. Oh, and your kid will also learn the term "401K," so it's educational and stuff.

Not suitable for children under the age of 3 (small parts). Set comes with the book, fairy door, poster, and stickers. 

Fairy Door

Lose your fairy door? Have more than one child going through the tooth-losing process? Looking for a way to cheat the system, because you hate my book idea but think the door is super cute? Purchase an "extra" door here!

Not suitable for children under the age of 3 (small parts).

 

Tooth Track

How many times have you found yourself thinking, "Hey, I wonder what the exact order was in which I lost my teeth?" Well, if you're anything like me, the answer is probably... zero. But kids are ****ing weird! So allow them the opportunity to spread their wings and track their tooth loss by purchasing this here poster and sticker set. I promise those little weirdos will like it. 

Not suitable for children under the age of 3 (small parts).

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